Admiral Funnies
Arsenal 4-4 Spurs - FanZone at The Emirates
Find The Potatoes - Tried Admirals New Menu Yet?
Disappointment... (Windows Media)
Fairground Bicycle Woman (Windows Media - requires sound)
Beer Commercial of the Year (Windows Media) - Brahma is on promo at The Admiral
Ford Police Chase (Windows Media)
Why dogs bite people - Is it any wonder?
Handyman (Windows Media)
London lawyer vs Glasgow copper
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says, 'Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the **** out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'
Do You Like Cats? (Windows Media)
Benny Hill - Wishing well (Windows Media)
Man Flu (Windows Media)
TootTone (Windows Media)
Office Ronaldinho (Windows Media)
Hip Hop Can Damage Your Health (YouTube)
Eye Test (Windows Media)
How to recognize a blond antelope (Windows Media)
Hot Fuzz (Windows Media)
Where's My Wife? (Windows Media)
Jeans For Men (Windows Media)
Who's you're favourite idiot? (Windows Media)
Idiot 1? , Idiot 2? , Idiot 3? , Idiot 4?
Traffic Management in Manchester
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says ...................... "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"
Never Send a Woman to get the Oil Changed (Windows Media)
The top 10 worst (real) company URLs:
'Who Represents' - where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity: www.whorepresents.com
'Experts Exchange' - a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: www.expertsexchange.com
'Pen Island' - Looking for a pen? www.penisland.net
'Therapist Finder' - Need a therapist? www.therapistfinder.com
'Italian-Power Generator' - www.powergenitalia.com
'Mole Station Native Nursery' - www.molestationnursery.com
computer software - www.ipanywhere.com
First Cumming Methodist Church - www.cummingfirst.com
art designers - www.speedofart.com
Lake Tahoe tourist website - www.gotahoe.com
Illusion (Windows Media)
Why its best to drink in pubs , not carry outs!!! (Windows Media)
Bank Robber Mask (Windows Media)
Poor Beckham...
Is This Possible??
Are the purple lines straight or bent?
Do you see gray areas in between the squares? Now where did they come from?
You should see a man's face and also a word... Hint: Try tilting your head to the right, the world begins with 'L'
If you take a look at the following picture , let me tell you it is not animated. Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your eyes to the next black center and the previou s will move after you take your eyes away from it.... Weird
Banned for life from Disneyland
Statistical Information
It's a Dirty Job...
How to quit smoking :- )=~
When it's OK to use the "F" word.......
Keeping Score
